Black: NO I’LL GO IN FIRST! I’m a guest here!

White: Black you’re here. All day. Every day. For the past THREE YEARS! You’re way past guest! I’ll go in first!

Black: NOOOO! I hate how the bathroom is after someone was in! It’s humid and wet and suffocating!!

White: you take FOREVER TO FINISH!

Black: YOU TAKE MILLION LIGHTYEARS WITH ALL THE HAIR PRODUCTS!!!

White: you leave hair everywhere it’s disgusting!!

Black: my HAIR IS WHITE! You can’t even see it!!!

White: …

Black (/snickering): guess I’ll go in first then.

White: you might as well! You stink so bad ( Black stops midway) my dad wasn’t able to sleep last night. (Clenching fists. Grinding teeth) It’s a blessing you’re finally (notices White’s new clothes) going to free us (the clothes he spent an hour picking and ironing to wear after bathing) from that awful sme-

(There was a continuation for that but no energy to write. Just imagine Jad witnessing these dorks. Fighting. Again. Over. The. Silliest. Things)

Logic in Children’s arguments is the best thing